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30.03.2007 Jaffa Cake Theft Solved After a week long investigation into the mysterious disappearance of the Melon Jaffa Cake supply we finally uncovered the source of the theft. The knitted primate was caught red handed swinging from the office mango tree by his opposable thumbs. Upon questioning, the 'monkey' had little to say in his defence (we are still unsure whether this was due to the massive Jaffa Cake in his tiny mouth or because he is made primarily of wool). Needless to say the team are all incredibly grateful and Jaffa Cake consumption is now back to normal. |
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